Today we finally reveal some disturbing, secret Sonic the Hedgehog lore that Sega almost certainly wishes we'd leave well enough alone. This... is CanonBall.<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW<br /><br />Join us Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays at 3pm EST for brand new Cracked shows and series!<br /><br />CLICK HERE for more YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKED: https://youtu.be/mjWqtWntljg<br />CLICK HERE for WE REMADE ZACK SNYDER’S JUSTICE LEAGUE FOR ONLY $20: https://youtu.be/Q_JeapnFFy4<br />CLICK HERE for more LONG STORY SHORT(ish): https://youtu.be/iCPdhuxmNT4<br />CLICK HERE for more HONEST ADS: https://youtu.be/gmQE4qdb9fg<br />CLICK HERE for more CANONBALL: https://youtu.be/tclMdfFcxmQ<br />CLICK HERE for more WAIT A MINUTE… WHAT?: https://youtu.be/xadKIhnwNMs<br /><br />Writer: Jesse Eisemann<br />Editor: David Brown<br /><br />Jesse's Twitter: @eisemann<br />Watch David’s other work: https://www.davidbrown.website<br /><br />00:00 - Intro<br />01:12 - #5: Sonic Has Always Been Fan Fiction<br />03:01 - #4: They WANT Sonic Sexualized<br />05:38 - #3: Sonic Used To Be A Narc<br />07:59 - #2: The Sonic Bible Is Messed Up<br />10:38 - #1: Sonic Retcons Are Horrifying<br /><br />#Sonic #Sega #SonicMovie